"It is never between you and 'them.' It is always between you and God." Mother Teresa
There Should Be A Reward For Decent Lives
WHO CAN STAY AT FERN HILL FOR FREE
Any Offspring of Alec Guiness Any Offspring of Peter Ustinov, Mary McGrory, Alan Jay Lerner, or Nelson Algren Pete Seeger and Studs Terkel Goody Cable, Wunderbrain of the Sylvia Beach Literary Hotel in Oregon Leonard Cohen Elisabeth Von Trapp Any Direct Offspring of Leona Taplin Wells Any Direct Offspring of Billy Wilder Max Berry Blair Brown Any Conductor of a Recognized Welsh choir
WHO CAN STAY AT FERN HILL FOR A RIDICULOUS DISCOUNT
Any Approved Member of the Boston Rugby Club--Years 1969-1973 Any Approved Member of the Beantown Women's Rugby Club--Years 1980-1984 Ellen Kushner, Creator of the Best Program on Radio Any Person Who Ever Won a 3rd Place Award for Dancing the Tango Anyone Who Attended Grade School in Gearhart, Oregon-Years 1961-1966 Anyone Who Teaches the Banjo to Children Anyone Who Ever Won the Poetry Prize at St. George's School, Vancouver, B.C. Any Person Who Can Recite 54 Russian Composers in 35 Seconds & Cite Who Did it First